Gentlemen (and of course I use the term loosely)

If you are receiving this link, well, then you are a part of the lucky few. You assholes are being invited to Canada for a few days of restful bliss in the beautiful resort of Crane’s Lochaven.

Crane’s Lochaven Wilderness Lodge is located off the easterly end of 18-Mile island at the junction of the North and Main channels of the French River, directly across from the big pine rapids.

What does that mean? It’s in fucking Canada about 3.5 hours north of Montreal. There are a few ways to get there, although none of them terribly convenient in my humble opinion, hence the several month heads-up.